This Army Of Darkness t-shirt features an image of Ash Williams, the Boom Stick wielding hero from the 1992 cult classic. The shirt reads Hail To The King Baby. In Army of Darkness, Ash Williams survived the primitive screwheads of the Middle Ages, then returned to his own time at his job at S-Mart. Ash said, "Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king". Then, Ash grabbed a nearby girl and delivered the quote on this t-shirt before planting a kiss on the girl.