You're All Doomed Friday the 13th T-Shirt shows "Crazy" Ralph's doomsday warning for passers-by of Camp Crystal Lake. The shirt reads, "You're doomed. You're all doomed!" with the movie's title in the bottom corner. Ralph became convinced after the suspicious deaths that the camp was cursed and took it upon himself to warn anyone who would listen. Unfortunately, nobody would since the warnings came across as drunken ramblings. Ralph ended up as Jason's first known victim to be killed at Crystal Lake. This You're All Doomed Friday the 13th T-Shirt is perfect for any fan of the horror franchise.