This Christmas Story t-shirt features an image of Ralphie with a bar of soap in his mouth. After famously saying "Oh, fudge", Ralphie's mother made him wash out his mouth with a bar of soap until Ralphie told her where he heard the F-dash-dash-dash word. Ralphie had heard the word at least ten times a day from his Old Man, but he ultimately blamed it on his friend Schwartz. Ralphie went on to fantasize about his family regretting washing out his mouth because he went blind from soap poisoning. Everyone will know you are a fan of the 1983 classic when you wear this Ralphie's Soap Christmas Story t-shirt!