Fashions in Bikini Bottom aren't as conservative as you might think! Let the world know you're only slightly less prone to misplacing your attire than SpongeBob himself with this officially licensed t-shirt! The heather gray tee features a bashful Spongebob covering his shame and reads, "No shirt, no shoes, no pants, no problem." It'll look great at the pool, the beach, or your youngest daughter's christening.