Poor Ralphie just wanted an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle for Christmas. Unfortunately everyone from his mom to his teacher to the Santa Claus at the department store told him "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out". This Christmas Story You'll Shoot Your Eye Out t-shirt sadly confirms that Ralphie should have heeded everyone's warning because he almost shot his eye out when a nasty ricochet bounced back and cracked his glasses.