The Mad Pooper 5K T-Shirt

There's a mad pooper on the loose in Colorado Springs, CO! Beware, this defecating damsel has been terrorizing a neighborhood with turds while out on her daily log jog! When asked, "Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids," the stinky seductress replied, "Yeah, sorry." https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/09/19/this-runner-wont-stop-pooping-in-front-of-a-familys-house-now-shes-being-sought-by-police/