This Christmas Story t-shirt features an image of a leg lamp. The shirt reads The Soft Glow of Electric Sex. In A Christmas Story, Ralphie Parker's old man won a crossword puzzle contest, and he got a major award, a leg lamp that Ralphie described as the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. The leg lamp has become one of the most iconic props in cinematic history. Everyone will know that you are a fan of the 1983 classic A Christmas Story when you wear this Soft Glow of Electric Sex t-shirt!