This National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation t-shirt features Clark Griswold's hilarious rant. When Clark received a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club as a Christmas bonus, he delivered a face-paced rant of insults about his boss. This shirt shows an image of Clark Griswold and a list of his insults beside him. For any fan of the 1989 holiday classic, this Clark's Rant Christmas Vacation t-shirt is a must have! Here is the full quote: "I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!"