Puppies and t-shirts. Despite political differences, generational conflicts, and epic rivalries culminating in wildly underwhelming films, cute puppies and trendy t-shirts have the power to bring us all together. There is something about the two of them that unite Falcons and Patriots fans alike, sparking universal love and happiness. What is the one thing that could possibly be better than puppies and t-shirts? Actual puppy t-shirts, of course!
Since the Stone Age, dogs have been a unique staple of the human experience. No, we do not speak the same language as puppies, but somehow they understand us better than anyone else ever will. They are in our lap in sadness and doubt and by our side in joy and triumph. They see us to the door in the morning and greet us back in the evening. They lick our faces as lovingly as they lick their own balls (as in chew toys, obviously). We do not deserve their love, but we cannot bear to imagine a world without them.
As any puppy lover knows, dogs are more than animals. More often than not, dogs are friends, family, cuddle buddies, therapists, and lifelong partners.
Honestly, dogs are life.
No matter what, if there are puppies involved, you know everything is ten times better. Whether it is going for a walk or taking a nap, a dog makes everything more lovable (although exercising is still a struggle). Films can really benefit from the presence of puppies too! Imagine the possibilities of Beauty and the Pug.
What about Labrathor?
Let’s hear a “Hell yeah!” for Corgipool.
Picture this: Reservoir Dogs but with actual, breathing dogs. It would be the exact same movie but instead of Quentin Tarantino and Steve Buscemi, it would feature a sneaky Standard Poodle and a conniving Siberian Husky.
Forget Kim and Kanye. From Clifford to Snoopy, dogs are the real titans of the entertainment industry.
Sorry cat fanatics and fish lovers, puppies are the only ones for us. Keep the love going and honor your furry best friend with a shirt or two.